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Standing proud and erect outside his own back passage, Doctor John displays the greatest prize in golf. An astounding display of “Boom Boom” golf mixed with flashes of Ready Golf saw JK don the ever tightening jacket once more .
In a keenly contested election, John “Prezza” Prescott was elected Hon Life President. Prezza said “It’s an honour, and I’ll tell you why. Bing and Benny were OK in their day, but I’ll lead Thistle into new territory; no birdies, just bridies, texas scrambled egg and staple food not stableford. Less Golf more Grub I say!”
YOUR NEW
HON LIFE
PRESIDENT
Thistle 2010
16th - 18th May
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Messrs Martin, and Byers were said to be inconsolable at the news that Pettigrew will be missing as are McGregor and Sutherland, who have the double whammy of one less candidate for the post of Hon Sec. An unnamed source said “ No matter if he’s not there, the dobber still gets my vote”.