Thistle 2011
Provisional dates
13th - 16 th May 2011
Provisional dates
13th -
THE THISTLE FACT HUNT
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Thistle Handicaps
2010
2009
Bremner
22
22
Bullimore
24
24
Burnett
4
4
Byers
30
30
Hewitson
19
19
Kelly
14
19
Lindsay
23
23
Martin
30
26
McDonald
9
11
McGregor
30
26
Neill
24
24
Pettigrew
36
36
Stevenson
9
8
Sutherland
30
30
Wilson
10
10
For the first time ever, Lofty picks up the title after a late charge. For the first time also, the STUART is raised to hail the champ. In an emotional speech, Allan said “I’ve always wanted real style, with the Thistle Jacket my life is complete”.
It was a close run thing, but the early poll leader kept his nerve to see off a strong challenge from the rest of the field. Accepting the role Hoser said “You’ll regret this, you barstewards. I’ll get my own back just wait and see. “ Police advised that the queues of voters, which had threatened to upset the elections, quickly disappeared when it was explained it had feck all to do with the NHS
The new Hon Sec is HOSER after coalition talks with Honker fail following Hugh Jarse jibe.
STOP PRESS
ANDY ANNOUNCES
”I WON’T BE AT THISTLE MMX !!”
ANDY ANNOUNCES
”I WON’T BE AT THISTLE MMX !!”
Messrs Martin, and Byers were said to be inconsolable at the news that Pettigrew will be missing as are McGregor and Sutherland, who have the double whammy of one less candidate for the post of Hon Sec. An unnamed source said “ No matter if he’s not there, the dobber still gets my vote”.
