Andy "Saddam" Pettigrew. Handicap 36. Once again High Jarse victor and describes golf as "no problem". Hobbies include Gas Works spotting and flattening cat's eyes. His catchphrase is “How is that dobber doing?”
Graham "Baldy" McDonald. Handicap 11. Winner in 1991,2005 and 2007 Baldy is a lot more baldy that this picture shows. He’s also our merchandising officer, so put your order in now, then cancel .
John “Big Baws” McGregor. Handicap 26 . Big Baws is often known as Mr Blobby as it's a lot more insulting. As Merchandising Officer he was described as “a dobber” . His catchphrase is “How is Saddam doing?”.
Bill Lindsay. Handicap 24. Champ in 1998 and 2001. Formerly Chairman, following rumours about hidden PSB winnings, Nazi gold and luxury yachts Bill resigned in 2011 but continues our Honorary Life President
Alan "BoB" Hewitson. Handicap 19. Now Heid of something or other and twice Thistle Champion. Alan loves playing the trombone when he's not golfing, that is to say, in between shots.
David "Bully" Bullimore. Handicap 24. A rare photograph of Bully on the course, even rarer as he's sober. Interestingly, David is not Chinese but is slitty eyed for a quite different reason.
Derek “Del Boy” Wilson. Handicap 10. The champ in 1989 and in 1993. Although Del couldn’t be arsed coming along in 2006, he’s redeemed himself as an exceptional stint as non-executive Bar Slave in 2007.
Derek “Dusty Bin” Neill. Handicap 24. Never “bin” champion although second hunners of times. Even when he doesn’t attend Thistle, he comes second and is probably now our Vice Chairman. Dusty is Quasi-English.
Alan “Honker” “Two Houses” “Three Putts” Burnett. Handicap 5. Champion in 1995 and 1997, Honker is now as bad as everyone else, but in a good sort of way. Honker’s main hobby is flitting.
John “Hoser” “JayKay” Kelly. Handicap 19. Champ in 2003 & 2009 but first ever Champ to Chump, Hoser is the founder of Ready! Golf! When not golfing, Hoser hits his head with a metal tray . Current Hon Sec.
Geoff “Geoffers” Sutherland. Handicap 30. The picture finally explains why Geoffers doesn’t say much. Proud of his Shetland heritage, Geoffers' Viking name is "Shitatgolf the Silent"
Allan “Lofty, Rashid” Bremner. Handicap 19. Despite a bizarre hairstyle , Lofty was formerly best remembered for whacking a horse up the arse with his drive at the 2nd. Allan won or the first time ever in 2010.
Lex “Luggy” “Torsman” “Wingnut” Martin. Handicap 24. Champion 1990 but 3 times Hugh Jarse. Long on nicknames but short on looks Luggy is often just called ugly. Rapidly becoming the fattest Thistle Golfer. Current Webmeister.
Mike “Herman Munster” Byers, handicap 30. Never been Thistle champ but puts this down to poor golf. Lists his interests as frightening small children , missing Thistle and drinking blood. Looks a bit like John Malkovich.
Stuart “Stoozie” “Eight Pints” Gallon. ( 1962-2009.) Triple Thistle Champion and current Eurothistle Chump. Sadly died on 22nd December 2009 - click on his picture to learn more about this sorely missed big chancer
Graham “Wee Man” Stevenson. Handicap 8. Only man to be quintuple champion - 1988, 1994 2000, 2006 and now current 2011 champ. Graham is also immediate past present vice-chairman.
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