Andy "Saddam" Pettigrew. Handicap 36. Once again High Jarse victor and describes golf as "no problem". Hobbies include Gas Works spotting and flattening cat's eyes. His catchphrase is “How is that dobber doing?”
Graham "Baldy" McDonald. Handicap 11. Winner in 1991,2005 and 2007 Baldy is a lot more baldy that this picture shows. (see Baldiesoftheworrld.com for more info). He’s also our merchandising officer, so put your order in now, then cancel .
John “Big Baws” McGregor. Handicap 26 . Big Baws is often known as Mr Blobby as it's a lot more insulting. As Merchandising Officer he was described as “a dobber” . His catchphrase is “How is Saddam doing?”.
Bill Lindsay. Handicap 24. Champ in 1998,and 2001 Outgoing Hon Sec Bill was sensationally not voted back as Chairman. His prospects for 2007 when he can’t fiddle the pairings look grim.. Bill still has no nickname.
Alan "BoB" Hewitson. Handicap 19. Now Heid of something or other and twice Thistle Champion. Alan loves playing the trombone when he's not golfing, that is to say, in between shots.
David "Bully" Bullimore. Handicap 24. A rare photograph of Bully on the course, even rarer as he's sober. Interestingly, David is not Chinese but is slitty eyed for a quite different reason.
Derek “Del Boy” Wilson. Handicap 10. The champ in 1989 and in 1993. Although Del couldn’t be arsed coming along in 2006, he’s redeemed himself as an exceptional stint as non-executive Bar Slave in 2007.
Derek “Dusty Bin” Neill. Handicap 24. Never “bin” champion although second hunners of times. Even when he doesn’t attend Thistle, he come second and is now our Vice Chairman. More Vice Please!
Alan “Honker” “Two Houses” “Three Putts” Burnett. Handicap 5. Champion in 1995 and 1997, Honker is now as bad as everyone else, but in a good sort of way. Honker’s main hobby is flitting.
John “Hoser” “JayKay” Kelly. Handicap 19. Champ in 2003 and current Thistle Champ again, Hoser is the founder of Ready! Golf! When not golfing, Hoser hits his head with a metal tray (see self harm section)
Geoff “Geoffers” Sutherland. Handicap 30. The picture finally explains why Geoffers doesn’t say much. Proud of his Shetland heritage, Geoffers' Viking name is "Shitatgolf the Silent"
Allan “Lofty” Bremner. Handicap 19. Known for his bizarre hairstyle and being formerly a total Barclays Banker, Lofty is best remembered for whacking a horse up the arse with his drive at the 2nd. Hope the horse wasn’t a Clydesdale - Says it all.
Lex “Luggy” “Torsman” “Wingnut” Martin. Handicap 24. Champion 1990 but currently enjjoys being Hugh Jarse for the second year running. Long on nicknames but short on looks Luggy is often just called ugly. Rapidly becoming the fattest Thistle Golfer,
Mike “Herman Munster” Byers, handicap 30. Never been Thistle champ but down to poor golf rather than anything else. Lists his interests as frightening small children and drinking blood. Voted Hon Sec fin 2008 with a Monster Victory.
Stuart “Stoozie” “Eight Pints” Gallon. ( 1962-2009.) Triple Thistle Champion and current Eurothistle Chump. Sadly died on 22nd December 2009 - click on his picture to learn more about this sorely missed big chancer
Graham “Wee Man” Stevenson. Handicap 8. Only man to be quadruple champion 1988, 1994 2000 and 2006, Graham is also the past Hon Sec and past immediate past present vice-chairman.
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